Well, here I am. Mom got my blog set up finally.

The 3 kittens and the mom cat are coming home with Mom and the big man tomorrow. We are going to interview them all over the weekend and decide which one we will keep. I know I haven't met them yet, but I'm thinking it wouldn't be a big deal to keep them all. Mom says she has a 2 cat limit. She said that if she had more than that the neighbors would call her the crazy cat lady.

That punk Jesse's people called Mom the other night before she left with her big black suitcase. I was sitting right there by the phone. Jesse's people told Mom I was beating up Jesse. I kept telling Mom to tell them Jesse is a punk and he needs a good tail whoopin. She just kept apologizing. She told them to squirt me with water next time.

Well, next time I'll just drag him over to someone else's yard to whoop him.

Mom was supposed to be home tonight at bedtime. She called and told the big man her plane was late because it is raining in a place called North Carolina. It will be very very late when she gets home. She is very tired. If her big black suitcase wasn't so heavy, I'd drag it in for her so she could just go to bed.

I have been lonesome while Mom has been gone and the big man has been at work. The neighbors people kids will be out of school soon and they are fun to play with. The girl kid puts ribbons on me and the boy kid tries to hold me in his wagon and pull me around the yard. When the people kids are at school, I like to sleep on the neighbor's porch. They have nice rocking chairs with fluffy pillows and they like me.

Everyone except Jesse's people likes me because I am a cool cat.