I have been a good cat but I could not use the computer. When the big man is home, he bothers me and will not let me use the computer. He has been home for a long time with something called a vacation. I think the people at his work just got tired of him and told him not to come back for a while so he had to stay home and bother me. He is back at work now and I am a happy cat because now I can show you what Santa Claus brought me.
I had a nice big pretty sack under the pretty tree with blue lights on it! It had my name on it so the big man could not have it. I was very happy about my sack from Santa Claus.
I had to be careful about the stuff in my sack because my stuff was so good I just knew one of the people like the big man would try to get it. I got cat treats! I got cat toys! I am a good cat!
I got a little mouse that tastes really good when I chew on it. The more I chew on it, the happier I get. I chew on it a lot. Mom says it has something in it that makes cats run around and be crazy called cat nip. I really like my cat nip mouse.
My most favorite cat toy is my little monkey. I let my little monkey take naps with me and I like to fight with it sometimes.
Mom got some stuff from Santa Claus too. She got chairs for me to sit in and some nice sleeping clothes for me to nap on. Me and Mom had fun playing last week because she did not have to go up to her new office and work. We rolled around on the floor and did stretches called yoga a lot.
Mom and the big man are very happy about some stuff but I am not happy about some stuff. Mom and the big man told me we are getting two new people babies this year! I am so mad about that! We have enough people babies! What are we going to do with two more? Cats do not write numbers on paper very good, but I talked to my internet cat friend, Lucy, who is very smart and lives in the place where two cities look alike called Minnesota and Lucy said if we already have 3 people babies and we get 2 more, we will have 5 people babies. That is too many! I told Mom if we are going to get 2 new ones, we need to give away 2 of the old ones.
Mom and the big man told me that the people kid Justin and his girl are going to have a big party and when they are done with their big party they are going to be all happy and smiling called married. All the people and all the people babies will go to the people kid Justin and his girl's party but I will not get to go! That makes me very mad because the people kid Justin likes me a lot and I know he wants me to come to his big party with his girl. I am going to send him a text message and talk to him about it.
But now I have to be a good cat because Mom said if cats act bad after Santa Claus brings them nice cat toys and treats that he will come back and take them away! I don't want him to do that! I like my cat toys and treats and I want to keep them because I am a cool cat.
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Monkey, I got cat nip mice for Christmas too!! Aren't they wonderful??? But Molly likes to tear up my mice and I don't think that's fair. She had her Santa Claus toy taken away because it made her mouth bleed, but how is that my fault?
I like your theory about taking away some of the people babies for the new ones.
My Big Girl is packing up her clothes in her big new blue bag. When Mommy packs the red bag I know that she is going away. When Big Girl packs the blue bag now, it means that she is going away. She says that she is very excited & nervous because she gets to go to something called a forensics tournament this weekend. Do you know what that is? Can I go?
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