I get tired of getting in trouble for stuff all the time.

I do stuff for people all the time and do they appreciate it? NO. The people man that lives in the little house in the back called the guest house got a new car. Now, I've been leaving the man alone because he is allergic and all, but I still like him. I'll do stuff for him.

Well, since he had a new car, I thought he might appreciate me guarding it last night. You never when that punk Jesse from down the street is going to come over and climb on stuff. I decided to help the man out by sleeping on top of his new car. You'd think he would appreciate it, wouldn't you?

Well, NO he did not! He yelled at me and then got all hissy because I left just a few tiny paw prints on the car. How did I know it was so clean? And aren't a few paw prints a small price to pay for having your new car protected all night?

Well, I guess we know who eats lemons for breakfast around here~sourpuss.

I'm not going to hang out with him any more. He is not cool and I don't want to ruin my reputation because I am a cool cat.