I am a sleepy cat. I cannot take my naps around here any more. I like to sleep in Mom's bed during the day because it is nice and warm. Mom is always upstairs in her new office so she is not making noise, but every time I fall asleep for my nap, something wakes me up. Every day it wakes me up and I am very mad about it. I told Mom she should do something about it because when I am a tired cat, I am a mean cat.

The problem we have that makes noise and wakes me up is called wind chimes. We have had the things that make noise called wind chimes for a long time. They hang on our nice front porch on the side where Mom's bedroom is. The things that make noise called wind chimes have not bothered me before. But now they bother me every day and at night too.

The wind blows all the time now and it blows very hard and when it does the things that make noise called wind chimes bother me. They are very loud and they wake me up. Mom said she doesn't care about the things that make noise called the wind chimes, but she does care about the wind that blows all the time. She says when the wind blows all the time she has to do more work because she has to pick up sticks out of our yard when the wind blows.

Mom has been very busy lately. She makes me even more tired. She has been cleaning up our house and our room upstairs where she hides stuff called the attic. She bought some pretty stuf for our new dining room and we have new flowers around our house. Every day when she is done working in her new office, she does work in our house.

Mom keeps our house very neat and me and the big man like that. We do not like a messy house. She works some in our house to keep is neat but now she works all the time. I asked Mom why she was working so hard in our house and she said we are having a big party. I like parties! I want a party! But Mom said the party was not for me. It is for the big man.

I get so tired of the big man. He always gets presents and parties and I don't get anything! That is not fair! Mom likes me better, but the big man gets the parties and presents! I am going to poo in his shoes. Maybe he can have a nice party cleaning them out.

Anyway, Mom said the big man is having a big birthday this week so we are having a big party for him. All the people kids and all the people babies will be here. Mom and the big man's people moms and dads will be here and all the other people cousins. When the people cousins come over, they bring more people babies. Mom said there will be 10 people babies at our house for the party. I am so mad about that! What am I going to do with all those people babies in my house?

I don't see why we have to have a party about the big man's big birthday. Mom is always doing special stuff for the big man. He has parties when it is the day for father's. He has a party when it is the day people act like they love each other called Valentine's day. That is enough parties for the the big man! I want a party! When is the day for cats called Cat Day?

I told Mom I am tired of all the fuss over the big man. I want a party! If Mom will not give me a party, I am going to invite all my internet cat friends to come to our house and that big gray cat and that punk Jesse from down the street and we are going to have our own party. We will bite and scratch all the people and poo in all the flower beds and bring fat birds in the house. We will have stuff that makes us happy called cat nip and we will play with baby squirrels. Because cats need parties because parties are cool and I am a cool cat.