I have been talking to my internet cat friends a lot about stuff. I am still very mad that I cannot go to the people kid Justin and his girl's big party. It is not for a long time, but it is so big that everybody talks about it already.


I stayed in the house for a long time yesterday because the wind was blowing very hard and light was flashing and it was very loud called thunder. It was raining very hard and cats do not like to get wet so I just stayed in the house. I played outside all day today until the big man came home from work. I was tired so I went straight to our new couch to take a nap.

Mom came and told me I had a present! It came in the mail! I like presents that come in the mail! I opened the card and it was from my internet cat friend, Sammie, who lives int he place where very important liars live called Washington DC. I like Sammie a lot and I would marry her but then Ink and Lucy would get mad about that. Lucy, my internet cat friend who is very smart and lives in the place where two cities look alike said we could all get married together and live in the same house called Mormons. I think that would be OK and I will talk to Sammie and Ink about that later.

Sammie knows I want to go the people kid Justin and his girl's big party so Sammie sent me a tie to wear. She said that when cats go to big parties like that, they have to dress nice. I don't know about that stuff, but Sammie is a girl cat and girl cats always know how to make boy cats look nice. Maybe Sammie should come talk to the big man about looking nice.


Mom helped me try my tie on and we think I am a very handsome cat. I am going to text my picture being very handsome to the people kid Justin so he will know that I have a tie to wear to his big party with his girl.

I really like my tie from my internet cat, Sammie. She is so cool and just the kind of girl cat I like. Meow...because I am cool cat.