Well. It is true. The new people is here.
Me and Mom and the big man were having a nice Saturday. After we worked in our yard, Mom fixed us a nice dinner and we ate outside on the porch with a screen around it so the grey cat can't get it. Then we decided to make a fire in the black thing on our patio called a fireplace. The big man was getting us some wood sticks to catch on fire and Mom went inside to wash dishes.
That is when the people kid Julie and her man called and said it was time to go the hospital to get the new people baby. I told Mom they did not have to go right then, its not like the people baby would only be there for a minute, it would be here for a long time. But no, Mom got all worked up and made the big man take a shower so they could drive fast to the hospital where sad people sing sad songs and cry in their drinks called Nashville.
Mom and the big were gone until the day that was Monday. The big man came home but Mom did not. She is staying at the people kid Julie's house with her man and the new people baby. Mom was very excited about the new people baby so she put pink ribbons and bows on the cats that live at the people kid Julie's house. Cats do like to wear ribbons and bows! The cats were mad!
Anyway, Mom is going to stay with the new people baby for a little while. The big man is supposed to take good care of me. He better or I will tattle on him when Mom calls. She makes sure the big man is good to me because I am a cool cat.
2 Comments:
How many people babies does that make Monkey...5??? Mom will come home and try to put pink ribbons on you next. Be nice to the big man.
Monkey, I hope that your mom comes home soon. Doesn't she know that cats are much more important than babies?
My Mommy left for Work and was gone for two whole nights, but she came home. I made her suffer all evening and wouldn't snuggle with her, but then I decided to forgive her and slept next to her all night. She likes that.
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