Oh, Mom is so worked up these days. She gets up early and works very fast on everything. She sleeps with the telephone in her bed at night. Every time she goes outside, she comes right back in and looks at her cell phone. She is too worked up to play with me a lot and I am tired of that.

She packed up the big pink suitcase but it is not going anywhere just yet. Mom does not really like big pink suitcase because whenever she packs it, she goes away for a bunch of days and nights. So I did not know why she packed it all up and Mom and the suitcase are still at home. Mom said she is waiting for a phone call first.

I know about that. Sometimes Mom packs up her suitcase and all her work stuff and then the people call her and tell the airplane is broke and she cannot go to it. Mom gets really worked up about those phone calls and she says loud words and then yells at the airplane people because she needs to go away on airplanes but they are broke and she cannot. But she told me she is not waiting for the airplane people to call her this time.

Mom is waiting for the people kid Julie and her man to call us. The people kid Julie and her man are getting one of those people babies that bother me. Mom is waiting for the call when the people kid Julie and her man to go the hospital to get the people baby and then Mom is going to drive a long way to the place where sad people sing sad songs and cry in their drinks called Nashville. I don't know why we have to go all the way to that place to get a people baby! You'd think we could just get one at Walmart and not have to drive so far. Not that I want a people baby or anything.

Mom does not want to miss one minute with the new people baby that is not here yet. I have figured out that when people babies come, they stay so there is no rush. They come to our house and they stay and they don't go home and I do not like that because they bother me. They always make Mom sick but she doesn't care. When this new people baby gets here, there will be 5 people babies to bother me. That is too many. They will come to our house and stay and stay and I will have to hide under the bed or climb the big trees in the back to get away from them.

But Mom is just getting on my nerves right now. I hope the people kid Julie and her man hurry up about getting a people baby so Mom will stop being so worked up all the time. Not that I want another people baby. People babies are not cool like me. I am a cool cat.