I have been in trouble with Mom and I got grounded off the computer. I'm not sure what that means, but Mom would not let me type on the computer for a long time. Mom got very mad at me one day when she was putting her clothes in the big red suitcase to go away on an airplane to the place where only bad things happen called Atlanta. I was napping in her closet, but she did not know. Mom's closet gets very messy and she had so much stuff laying around that she did not see me hiding on the shelf.
I thought it was funny that Mom did not see me so I waited until she bent over to get her shoes and then I jumped and slapped her head. Mom got scared and jumped up and bumped her head! Then she was mad at me! She told me I could not use the computer any more! She said I was grounded! I don't know what that means!
Mom has been going away on airplanes a lot lately. She has been to the place where only bad things happen called Atlanta and to the place where she walked with no shoes on the sand called Florida. Then she went to a place that was very cold with lots of snow called Ohio. Mom stayed home for a long time after Santa Claus came and now she goes away all the time.
She leaves me at home with the big man like always. The big man still takes good care of me because Mom will get mad at him if he does not. Me and the big man like to watch the boys on television run around the floor bouncing the ball called basketball. The big man gets all worked up about the boys on television running around the floor and bouncing the ball called basketball. He yells at the boys on the television and I just laugh at the big man because I know the boys on the television cannot hear him because there are too many other people screaming at them on the television with them.
I have a lot of stuff to tell you and I will tell you later. I have to go take another nap. I do not feel good, Mom says I have a cold and she keeps talking about taking me to Dr. Smith's hospital. The people kid Julie is coming to our house tomorrow and I am going to talk to her about that. The people kid Julie will tell Mom that I do not want to go Dr. Smith's hospital, that is not cool and I am a cool cat.
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