I know I am a very cool cat! Now I am a very famous cool cat. My internet cat friend Lucy who is very smart and lives in the place where two cities look alike called Minnesota, thinks I am a very cool handsome cat. She told other cats and now my picture is on the internet and I am a famous cool cat. Look at me:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ImTooSexayF128445556588281250.jpg.

Lucy knows I am handsome. I just wish I was smart like Lucy so I would know what it means to be spayed like her. Maybe I should tell Mom that I need to be spayed so I can be very smart and write numbers on paper as good as Lucy does.

I was in the house with Mom yesterday, being all handsome and famous. Mom was working very fast and making lots of food to put on our nice dining room table. She moved all our chairs to the living room. I tried to just ignore her because she was making me tired with all her work. Then people started coming over. A bunch of people. No people kids or people babies, just people. After a while, our house was full of people and they were eating food and laughing and talking and being very nice to the big man. I thought all the people came over because now I am a famous cat and maybe they wanted to make a picture with me. But no! Mom said this was a party for the big man.

I walked around meowing at the people. That is not fair that I am the famous cat and people are talking about the big man! They are supposed to talk about me! The big man is not famous or cool! I jumped up in some laps to tell people that I am famous but no one would listen, everyone was too busy eating food and laughing. I was so mad! I had my tie on everything!

The people stayed until bedtime. Mom had to clean up stuff and since I was mad about the people not talking about me because I am famous, I just took a nap and did not help Mom. She needs to have a party for me! What does a cat have to do around here to get some attention?

Mom said tonight all the people family and all the people babies are coming to our house. Maybe the are coming over to see me because I am a famous cat. I bet that's why! Mom was going to surprise me with a big party tonight. She is only saying it is for the big man so I will be surprised! Mom is so cool and that is good to have a cool Mom because I am a cool cat!