I am very glad the big man's big parties are over. I am tired of people and people babies being in our house.

On the day that was Saturday, the people kid Justin and his girl came to our house. I put my tie on so the people kid Justin could see what a handsome cat I am and that I should come to his big party with his girl and have fun called a wedding. The people kid Justin's girl thought I was a handsome cat and told the people kid Justin that I should be very important at his big party and stand in the very front called a groomsman. I don't know what that is, but if it gets me into the party with his girl to have fun called a wedding, then I will do it. Me and the people kid Justin talked about that for a while and he said he would think about it. I will always wear my nice tie when he comes over so he will know that I want to come to his party and have fun called a wedding.

Mom cooked too much food on that day, and you know what that means. When she cooks too much food, a bunch of people show up at our house. This time, because it was a big party for the big man, more people and people babies than ever came to our house. People were laughing and having fun and it was crowded so I ran to Mom's room to stay out of the way.

There were too many people here to eat. Mom let the people babies eat first and then she brought the people babies back to her room, threw all the people baby toys in there and shut the door! She locked me in the room with too many people babies! I did not like that! I was trying to nap! There was a big people kid called a babysitter who stayed in the bedroom with all the people babies and me. The big people kid called the babysitter said there was one babysitter, seven people babies and one cat in the bedroom. That is not fair! One cat cannot fight off seven people babies!

I kept trying to run out the door but the big people kid called the babysitter made me come back. She was a mean babysitter! I had to stay locked in there for a long time and I did not get to see the big man's big party.

The big man got a bunch of presents. I don't know why people brought him presents! He didn't do anything! I was the one locked in the bedroom with seven people babies! I should have presents!

The big man took some of the people kids out to the garage to play with his Christmas present where people hit little balls at each other with paddles called ping pong. They played for a long time and they were yelling and hollering about the Christmas present. All the people stayed for a long time. It was almost bedtime before they let me out of the bedroom with seven people babies.

I stayed outside all night and all the next day. I was very mad about the big man's big parties and getting locked up with seven people babies. When I finally came in the house to see Mom, I was so tired I had to take three naps. People babies are not cool. Naps are very cool and I am a cool cat.