It has been very strange at our house this week.

Mom was supposed to go away to work this week, but she went to the people doctor instead. He told her she could not go away to work because she had to go to the people hospital to get stuck with needles and eat little rocks called medicine. So she stayed home and did not go away to work but went to the people hospital on the day that was Wednesday but she did not stay very long.

Mom said she was not sick, she just had to have tests. I do not know what tests are, but the big man has to take them to the place where he writes numbers on paper called college. I guess the big man was getting too smart for Mom so she went to have some tests too. The next time she takes me to Dr. Smith's hospital, I'm going to see about getting me some tests too.

I am pretty sure the people babies made Mom sick. People babies are always bad news.

When Mom got home from the people hospital, she took a very long nap. While she was taking a nap, I heard someone come in our kitchen. A man can in our kitchen and took all the doors off our nice cabinets! I am so mad! People are not supposed to come in your house and steal the doors off your nice cabinets while your Mom is napping! I hissed at the people about stealing the doors off our nice cabinets.

I must have scared the people because instead of taking the doors from our nice cabinets away, they left them in our garage. I was very mad about that! I knew Mom would wake up and notice that we had no doors on our nice cabinets and she would be very mad about that. Then she would think I took the doors off the nice cabinets because I was the only one at home. That is not fair! I always get in trouble for stuff!



I am not happy about our cabinet doors. I like to hide in our cabinets when Mom forgets to close the doors. But now, it is not fun because I cannot sneak in the doors and I cannot hide there. Everyone can see in the cabinets and they can see where I am.

Every time our house is different, the people neighbor Mom calls Mrs. Cravitz comes to our house and says she has a nose problem. So Mrs. Cravitz came knocking on our door and Mom let her in. Mrs. Cravitz asked Mom why our nice cabinets have no doors. Mom told Mrs. Cravitz that a nice people name called Juan is painting our cabinets and their doors to make them look pretty. Mrs. Cravitz was all worked up about that and said she wanted the nice people called Juan to come and steal her cabinet doors and paint them too.

Mom never tells me anything. I was so worried that I was going to get in trouble about the people stealing the doors off our nice cabinets. I was guarding our cabinets so the people would not steal the nice stuff out of cabinets because I did not know. Sometimes Mom gets on my nerves because she does not tell a cat what a cat needs to know. That is not cool and I am a cool cat.