I am very mad at Mom today!


Mom gets up on the day that is Friday and puts paint on her face called makeup and nice clothes called suits and goes to the place where people go out to eat and buy stuff called Memphis. Mom leaves in the middle of the night to go to the place where people go out to eat and buy stuff called Memphis, but she does not go there to go out to eat or buy stuff. She goes there to give people something called speeches and sometimes people give her something called speeches.

I know she wanted to take me to Dr. Smith's hospital and I did not want to go! Dr. Smith lets stupid dogs in his hospital! I do not like stupid dogs! The people kid Julie is coming to our house today. I came in the house and waited by the door so I could see the people kid Julie when she got here so I could tell her that I do not want to go to Dr. Smith's hospital. Then I got tired of waiting and took a nap.

Mom did not go an give people something called speeches today. Somebody in a big truck got stuck on the road and Mom could not get by so she had to come back home. I thought that was OK until Mom went to the place where she hides things called the attic and got the cat cage. I hate the cat cage! I do not want to get in the cat cage!

Mom put me in the cat cage and took me to Dr. Smith's hospital! I do not like Dr. Smith's hospital. Sick cats are at Dr. Smith's hospital and I am not a sick cat! I was so mad when we got to Dr. Smith's hospital. The nice people lady that likes cats a lot took me and Mom to a little room to wait for Dr. Smith. I was so nervous that a bunch of my hair fell out. Mom got mad about that because the hair fell on her and she still had on her nice clothes called suits. I tried to get away but the door was shut and I could not reach the knob.

I will not tell you all the things Dr. Smith did to me at his hospital but I will tell you that I do not like Dr. Smith any more. He put lights in my ears and my mouth and made me little rocks called medicine. He stuck me with needles and did some other stuff and now I can't sit down good. At least Mom did not leave me at Dr. Smith's hospital this time! I do not want to stay there with stupid dogs bothering me and sick cats making me sick.

I am so mad at Mom about this. She tricked me and came home early and took me to Dr. Smith's hospital. That is not cool, Mom is not cool either. I'm waiting for the people kid Julie to get here so I can tattle on Mom. The people kid Julie is cool, like me. I am a cool cat.