Me and Mom have problems using the computer and I can't tell my internet cat friends all the stuff I need to tell them. The big man broke his computer and he has to use mine and Mom's computer. This is not good because the big man is always using our computer and we cannot type stuff to our internet cat friends.

Mom packed the big red suitcase and went to the place called Arizona where there is no grass and trees do not have leaves on them but prickly things called cactus. My internet cat friend Frankie lives there with stupid dogs and his Mom and Dad. Frankie's Mom and Mom had fun in the place called Arizona where there is no grass and trees do not have leaves on them but prickly things called cactus. Frankie's Mom and Dad cooked very good food and Mom went over there to pet Frankie and the stupid dogs and ate the very good food. I am mad about that because I want to see Frankie and I know he would share his good food with me. But I did not get to go with Mom.

Frankie's Mom and Mom went on a long walk up the mountain called a hike. They walked for a long time and got very thirsty. Frankie did not get to go on the hike either and he was mad about that too. Stupid dogs can go on long walks up the mountains called hikes but cats cannot. Cats would like to go on long walks up mountains called hikes because there are snakes on mountains and cats love to play with snakes. Frankie's Mom and Mom did not see snakes on the long walk the mountain called a hike but they saw things that look like snakes with legs called lizards. I have not seen a lizard at our house, the big man says we do not have them around here. I would like to go visit Frankie in the place called Arizona where there is no grass and trees have no leaves and prickly things on them called cactus so that I can play with lizards too.

But what was I doing while Mom was having fun with Frankie's mom? Home fighting with the big man! He is always bothering me and I have to bite and scratch him all the time.

Mom came home on the day that was Thursday and she was very busy. It was a special day where all the people kids called Mom and talked nice to her called Mother's Day. It is like her birthday. She got presents and cards. I was mad because nobody took me to Walmart to get Mom a present. I told Mom that I wanted to get her a present and she told me that I would get in trouble if I got her any more presents! She is so mean to me! She does not like my fat birds, nice moles and half dead bleeding squirrels! She didn't even like my frog with the legs ate off!

Mom is going away tomorrow to the place were there is a lot of sand and water called the beach. She is very happy about that because it is hot at the place where there is a lot of sand and water called the beach. The big man says Mom is an amphibian because she is cold all the time except when she goes to very hot places and stays in the sun. I do not know what that means but I will be glad when Mom goes to the place where there is a lot of sand and water called the beach so we can turn the heat off in our house. A cat gets hot when the heat is on in the summer time. That is not cool and I am a cool cat.