I have so many things to tell you that I don't know where to start.

Mom and the big man were very tired when they got back from the long trip. They had all the suitcases packed full of dirty clothes. Mom had to wash a lot of clothes! All their underwear was dirty. I stayed in the house for a long time playing with them.

Mom got up the next morning all puffy eyed again. She was dragging around like that punk Jesse does when I whoop him. She got the red suitcase out. I was shocked! She just got home for a long time far away and she was packing to go away again.

I think my Mom is pretty smart. She has something she calls a very good job and she has good people kids. She has the big man, too, but I'm not sure how much that has to do with being smart. Well, I'm just a cat, you know I'm cool and I'm OK when it comes to smart. Being OK on smart, I know that there are dogs that live in the house behind us. I know that when I go to their yard, they bark and chase me and I have to run fast. Whenever I go over there, I know there is trouble, so being OK on smart, I just don't go there.

Mom goes to a place called Atlanta on airplanes. Every time she goes there, there is trouble. OK, when I know there is trouble, I stay away. Mom keeps going back and she keeps getting into trouble.

She went to Atlanta so that she could go somewhere else where there are tall buildings and lots of yellow cars called New York. She called the big man when she got there and she was very tired. The big man was very tired too. They said they were not in the right time zone. I don't know what a time zone is so I asked the people kids next door but they don't understand Meowlish. Mom did some things in New York with some other people and then went back to Atlanta so she could come home.

I'm trying to figure out what kind of place Atlanta is. Maybe it is a gate you have to go through to get to other places. Maybe it is were all the planes are that take you other places. I know for sure it is trouble.

I was in the house with the big man and it was way past bedtime. Mom called and she was all loud. She said that she was on a plane that goes to Atlanta and it was going very late and she would have to run very fast to go get on another plane to come home. She was mad because she said she might not be able to run fast enough and she would miss the plane home. The big man told her to run fast and try hard to get there. I offered to call Atlanta to tell them to wait on poor Mom but the big man would not give me the phone. Sometimes I don't like him at all.

The big man and me were restless waiting to hear from Mom again. The phone rang and Mom was on the other end. She was out of breath and could only talk a minute. She said she ran really, really fast and accidentally knocked down some old people, but she made it to the plane to come home.

The big man let me sleep in the house so I could see Mom when she got here. When I heard her unlock the door, I looked at the clock and it said 1 o'clock in the morning. Mom got in bed and I curled up beside her. She was too tired to put me out so I got to sleep in the house the whole night.

Today I've been hanging out with Mom most of the day. We've worked up in her office and I've napped on her bed while she kept working in the office. It got really hot up in the office today and she had to call people who fix air conditioners. She moved her office stuff to the kitchen and I laid on her feet under the table. Until she stepped on me, then I went back to nap on the bed. A cool cat needs his sleep. So I took 2 naps today because I am a double cool cat.