Nothing is ever fair at our house. Never.

I have been in big trouble today and it is not fair at all. I slept in the house on my new bed and had to go outside when the bird came out of the clock 4 times. Mom got up to let me out and the big man stopped his loud sleeping noises long enough to fuss about me needing to go poo.

I prowled around a bit and came back home in the afternoon and Mom and the big man were not home. They stayed gone a very long and came home singing in the middle of the night. I was trying to stay warm under the little house in the back called the shed.

I get tired of being left at home all the time. Mom goes places all the time and never takes me. The big man goes places and never takes me. Not that I want to go anywhere with the big man, but still. I was thinking about all that and I decided that if no one would take me anywhere, that I'd just go by myself. I'd take my own trip.

So I went down to some people neighbors' house. They were very nice to me and fed me with their yellow and white girl kitty. They have people kids that came out to pet me and dog in the back that looks just like my friend Sable. I slept in a box in their garage and it was nice and warm. I stayed there for a few days and nights. Today I saw Mom walking by with her white shoes with laces and cap on. I miss Mom and wanted to say hi to her so I ran out to see her and I was purring because I had just ate some cat treats and I was happy.

Mom was not happy! She picked me up and hurried me home! She yelled at me the whole time! She was very mad at me! She said she had been very, very worried about me and that her and the big man had been calling and calling me and looking for me everywhere. She said she had been very sad and that I can't run off to other people's houses.

Well, I reminded her that SHE runs off and sometimes she even gets in trouble. I was just minding my own business visiting with a friend. She did not like my answer. She took me in the house and told me I could not go outside anymore today because it is Halloween and Halloween can be bad for black cats.

So I just laid down and took a nap. I was sleeping just fine and the big man came home. He came in and started yelling at me and woke me up. I was very mad at him, I have already been yelled at enough today and I don't need him waking me up from my nap. I hissed at him and told him to go away and leave me alone.

I need some rest. I don't need to be yelled at. Yelling is so not cool and I won't listen to any more of it because I am a cool cat.