I never know what's going on around here any more.

On Saturday I came in to have coffee with Mom and the big man. They sat around for a while and played with me. Then they put on white shoes with laces and caps and ran away. I was tired from prowling all night, so I just went to the bedroom to start my long nap.

I woke up a long time after lunch and Mom and big man were outside working in the yard. I went out to see what they were doing. Something happened in our yard! There were things and stuff in our yard that I have never seen! It was scary! There was a man made of straw on our porch. There were scary faces on big orange pumpkins. There were big blocks of dead grass that Mom calls hay all around. And those spooky little things all smiling in our yard! I didn't know what was happening and if should attack them or run away.


The worse thing was that someone flew into one of our little buildings and smashed right into it! I saw it and ran up to Mom and was meowing and growling, she needed to come see it and do something about it! Someone is smashed into the building! Mom just laughed at me. She didn't care that someone smashed into our building she calls the outhouse. I guess if Mom isn't all worked up about it, then I shouldn't be either. I was nervous the rest of the day about the stuff in our yard, but I was trying to get used to it.

Mom tried to make me feel better by letting me lay in her lap in the rope bed called the hammock. We laid there for a long time. We were just hanging out being cool, because I am a cool cat.