Well, Mom is the place where people talk different called Quebec. She called the big man last night at bedtime and said she made it.

She will be gone a bunch of days and nights and you know what that means, I'll have to stay outside and can't sleep in the house all day. I don't like that.

I told Mom that she should get a book and learn how to talk different while she is there, but she didn't do it. She told the big man that people talk very fast up there and she has to just look at them because that's all she can do. She can't even say the name of the nice place where she is staying. She had to write it down on a piece of paper and keep it in her pocket so people can point to it and she can walk back to it. Mom is very brave to go there by herself. I don't want to go where no one talks Meowlish.

I heard Mom tell the big man that I did not have enough cat treats to last until she gets back. Well, the big man doesn't give me many cat treats, so they'll probably last a long time if it's up to him. She told him where the cat treats are at Walmart and let's just see if he goes there and buys me any.

For the next few days, I'll just hanging around outside watching for Mom to come home. I liked it better when she was at home all the time. I came in the house every morning and had coffee with her. We watched the news and laid in the floor and rolled around doing stuff called Yoga. I slept all day on the bed and sometimes I helped her in the office. I miss doing all that. I hope Mom comes home soon and lets me in the house. It is not cool to be outside all the time and I don't like it. I am a cool cat.