Mom was real proud of her project. Stop sign red walls in the kitchen, that is. She and the big man were so proud that at the end of the three day weekend, the big man cooked big things on the grill all day long and a bunch of people came over to eat.

And guess what I had to put up with? PEOPLE BABIES. ALL three of them! All at the same time. First there was black hair boy. He is still very little and he tries very hard to crawl. When I tried to lay down in the living room to play with the toys, he tried really hard to come get me. But he is too slow and I am too fast because I got away.

Then there was Red Head Boy. He follows me around and says "Cat. Meow." I started to think that was all he could say but then I heard him say "cook cook" when Mom got the vanilla wafers out of the closet. Every time I went to another room, he would come right behind me. His mom, the people kid of the big man, says his favorite animal is a cat. Lucky me.

And you know that Black Hair Girl was here! Argh! She can say my name now, so while Red Head Boy was walking behind me saying "Cat. Meow." she was running and chasing me saying "Monnnnnkey! Monnnnnkey!) I finally got Mom to let me out of the house! I stayed in the garage on top of Mom's car in case those people babies came out, they couldn't reach me.

I've noticed that the people babies keep getting bigger and taller. This worries me because one of these days they will be so big they'll be able to reach me on the counters and on Mom's car. That is not good news for me. I'm not allowed to bite and scratch them, so there is nothing I can do but try to escape. I wish they'd all stay home. Our house with our new project is just fine without people babies everywhere. Having to run away from people babies is SO not cool and I hate it. Because I am a cool cat.