I know what camoflauge is. A bunch of the people kids of Mom and the big man have camoflauge. See, they put on clothes that look like trees, leaves and bushes. Then they go stand in the trees, leaves and bushes and no one can see them because they look like the trees, leaves, and bushes.

That is the way they hide. I think what they do when they camoflauge is try to look like the stuff they are in so other people won't see them. Then they can sneak and do stuff. I don't know what they do when they sneak in camoflauge but it must be fun because the people kids talk about a lot and they do it a lot, especially the boy people kids.

I got to thinking about Mom going away to the place where horses run fast to get flowers called Kentucky and I didn't like it. I want to spend time with Mom and I know she has to go far away places so she can make money to buy cat treats, but I still want to be with her. So I thought about a plan.

Mom was getting ready to pack the big black suitcase, which she uses when she is going to be gone a bunch of days and nights, and since I am black, I could be camoflauged. I got in the black suitcase and sure enough, nobody could see me! I looked just like the suitcase. It worked! Mom did not see me and SHE COVERED ME UP WITH HER CLOTHES and I did not like it! I had to scratch and bite to get out of her clothes! I wanted to go in the big black suitcase but I didn't want to get all buried in clothes!

So I had to get out. I looked at her black briefcase and thought about getting in it, because I be camoflauged in there, but she had it so full of papers that I couldn't even get my paw in it. I just gave up. I'll stay home with the big man once again for a bunch of days and nights. I'll probably stay outside a lot and I'll probably go beat up that punk Jesse from down the street. He hasn't had a good whooping from me in a while and it is about time to show him who's cool - me, because I am a cool cat.