It's been boring here these last few days without Mom. I've been outside all day when the big man goes to work. I come in when he gets home and hide from him to get some rest. He is always trying to play with me and sometimes I just don't want to play.

Mom comes home today and I'm going to be waiting for her. She is not going to be home very long because she is going to the place where they talk different called Quebec. I'm going to stay in the house for the whole time she is home so I can get some good sleeping in on her bed.

I have heard Mom talking on the phone to people that live far away. She is planning a girl trip. The other people are girls too and they are talking about going to the people kid Julie's place and getting new hair and new paint for their faces. I like Mom's hair and face just like it is, I don't know if I want her getting new hair and face paint. If she comes back all new, how am I going to know who she is? That's worse than camoflauge!

And, just how does Mom have time to go away with girl people for a couple of days when she is all the time going away to work? Doesn't she know that she needs to stay home sometimes too? She has been so busy with work that she didn't bring more cat treats home from Walmart and the big man has not been giving me enough. That is a problem.

I have never tried to get new hair or paint anything and I'm just fine. As a matter of fact, I'm more than fine, I am a cool cat.