I'm the one that pulled a trick on Mom and the big man today.

Mom has really been neglecting me lately and maybe she thinks I don't notice, but I do. I ran out of cat treats not long ago and it was the big man who went to Walmart and bought me some more. I've been out of cat treats for a couple of days now and no one has offered to go to Walmart and get me any more. This bothers me. So I act all pitiful and meow a lot.

Now Mom feeds me my Meow Mix in the garage, and I always have plenty to eat. If I'm not in the mood for Meow Mix, I just go kill something. So its not like I'm a starving cat or anything. But I really like cat treats. I was meowing today and being all pitiful because I wanted a cat treat. Mom felt so bad she gave me a whole can of her tuna! Mmmm.... I licked the can dry.

The big man didn't see Mom give me the tuna so I did the same thing to him while Mom was in the office upstairs. I meowed and got all pitiful. The big man was harder to fool than Mom. I had to roll on the floor and act dead before he finally gave me ANOTHER CAN OF TUNA!! Yes! I tricked them and got 2 cans of tuna!

I was sitting in Mom's bedroom later and boy was I feeling all stuffed and yucky. I was gagging just a little bit. Well, Mom saw me and got all worked up. She yelled, "he's about to cough up a hair ball!" and she picked me up and carried me to the door and threw me out! I was not coughing up a hair ball! I was belching! She threw me out anyway! She didn't let me back in for a long time!

I had to stay out the rest of the day. I just went under the little building in the back called the shed and took 2 naps. Mom finally went to Walmart tonight and she came back with my cat treats. But she didn't give me any because she said the big man told her that he gave me tuna too. You just can't trust that big man to ever be quiet about anything.

I came in for a while this evening but I'm going out as soon as I finished this. I have some prowling to do tonight because I am a cool cat.