It has been a long week and I am not happy with the big man. He has kept me off the computer for a long time. The computer broke and he would not fix it. Mom was out of town and I had no way to tell you I was not dead.

Now I have a lot of things to tell you. Mom was home for a couple of days last week. She had to clean up her office. She got the new desk a long time ago and we never did get everything all nice after that. So one day the people kid that feeds me from next door came over and she helped clean up stuff and put things in boxes. I was helping too.

Mom and the people kid from next door were filling up the trash can and putting boxes in the closet and making little signs for little paper holders call file folders. I got tired watching them.

Then Mom went away to a place that has no grass and trees with no leaves and prickly things on them called Arizona. She liked it out there except she told the big man that she wanted to go outside and see the trees with no leaves and prickly things on them but she had to work too much and could only see them out her window. She was very sad about that because we don't have those kind of trees here and I would want to see them too.

While she was gone, that big grey cat came around and gave me problems. I tried to run it off, but it bit my ear and now my ear is very sore and I don’t like it. I don’t like that big grey cat either. Mom got home one night at supper time. Me and the big man cooked her something good to eat because it takes the airplane a really long time to get from Arizona to our house.

I decided to sleep in the house that night because I had not seen Mom in a long time and she will let me sleep in the house if I want to. The big woke me up with loud sleeping noises and then I had to wake up Mom to let me go outside. I think the big man should be the one sleeping outside.

I thought everything was just fine at our house, but no it was not. Mom left very early on Saturday morning and was gone for a while. When she came back SHE HAD PEOPLE BABIES!! ARGH!! I HATE people babies. She had Black Hair Girl and Black Hair Boy. Oh, I was so upset. Somebody help me. And just when I thought it couldn’t get worse, a car came to the driveway and Red Head Boy got out! All three people babies in the house at the same time!

I was chased! I was stepped on! I was pinched! I was squooshed! I was bit by a people baby with no teeth!

If my ear had not been sore, I would have run away. I could, you know. I could hide under the little building in the back called the shed and wait for the people kid Justin to come over. Then I could hide in his truck and leave with him. He’d help me. He’s a cool dude and he could use a cool cat for a buddy and I am a cool cat.