I had to be a tattle tail tonight and tell on the big man. He is going to be in big trouble when he gets home.

Mom has been out of town to the place with no grass and trees with no leaves and prickly things on them called Arizona. She liked it in that place because it was warm and there were no clouds in the sky. She stayed at a nice place that brought coffee to her room in the morning.

She put on her white shoes with laces and ran away by mountains and it was very fun. At least that's what she told the big man on the phone.

The big man claims that he is very busy. He has to go to work and he goes another place where people tell him to read books and write numbers on paper called college. The big man gets very confused with the numbers on paper and when Mom is not here, he says loud words that I am not allowed to say. He hurries around to write stuff and read books and then he says he has to take a test. I think he is telling a story about that. He told Mom "I am going to college and take a test." I was watching him because I have never seen a test and I wanted to know what that was. I figured he had it hid back in his closet or something and when he got it out to take it to college, I could see it. Well. He never took anything, he just left.

Because he is so busy, or so he says, he does not do a good job feeding me or giving me cat treats. Today was one of those days where he was just running around all day, all bothered about stuff. He didn't do stuff right for me. I get annoyed at the big man for not taking good care of me like Mom tells him to.

Well, Mom surprised me by coming home tonight. I didn't know she would be back before the big man got home. So I told on him! I showed her how messy he feeds me! I am a neat cat! I don't want messy food!

He doesn't even put my food in my nice Cool Cat bowl, he just opens the cans and puts them in the floor! The big man is SO lazy and now he's in trouble. Even after I eat the food out of the can, he does not throw the can away. He leaves it in the floor. I have been so embarassed!

But I told Mom and she told me she would fuss a lot at the big man about feeding me all messy. I want to be fed clean and neat in my Cool Cat bowl because I am a cool cat.