I have not been a good cat for Mom.

She has not been happy about me. It started two nights ago. Me, Mom and the big man were in the house watching the television and folding laundry. We don't watch TV much at our house at all, mostly just the news in the mornings so we can hear those men getting all worked up about how hot it is outside. Well, we were watching the TV where a man was getting all worked up because of something called hurricanes. Mom and the big man were watching real close and paying attention, but I couldn't be still.

Something just did not feel right inside of my belly. I kept hearing loud noises outside and I had to go climb in the little wooden sticks called blinds to see outside. I saw flashes of light everywhere and I went from one window to the next trying to figure out why there were loud noises and flashes of light outside. I didn't like those things, they bothered me. I decided to go outside and I meowed at the door. Mom got up to let me out, but I changed my mind and stayed inside. Then I heard more loud noises and decided to go out again. Mom got up to let me out and well, I changed my mind again.

Mom and the big man went to bed but I couldn't sleep. It was raining outside and the wind was blowing the trees and loud noises were out there. I tried to guard the house, I kept walking around and poking my head through the little wooden sticks called blinds to see what was happening. After Mom and the big man were asleep, I decided I needed to go outside to poo and I meowed at the door. Mom woke up to let me out, but when she opened the door I ran back in the house. It was raining and blowing too hard to poo. Then I knew I had to poo bad and I didn't want to go outside and what's a cat to do and the next thing I knew I pooed in the big man's chair again.

I know Mom does not like it when I poo in the big man's chair and the big man, well, he's still the big man. I have tried to make it up to her by being really nice to her today but she does not appreciate me at all. I thought we might share together by me helping her eat her cereal. But no! She did not want to share her cereal with me. Then I thought I would just hang around her a lot but she did not like that either! She knocked me off the big water bowl two times so she could sit on it.

I've been trying to be a good cat today so she will not be mad at me any more. I don't like for Mom to be upset with because that is not cool and I am a cool cat.