I'm trying to be a happy cat and mind my own business, but stuff is going on around here.

First, Mom got a box in the mail with presents in it. I like presents too. This box had stuff for Mom and the big man but nothing for me. I didn't care about that because I still have lots of treats that my internet cat friend, Sammie, sent me. But there were other presents in the box. Things like sticks that are different that people babies use to write on Mom's walls called colors.

And there were bags of people baby treats shaped liked cat treats called Goldfish. This was very strange that Mom would get presents in boxes in the mail for people babies.

Mom gets up very early on the days that are Fridays and leaves before it is time to get up. Some people think Mom is important and she goes to a place on the days that are Fridays to talk to other important people and give them things called speeches. She's been doing this for a while and I am not sure why she wants to get up very early on the days that are Fridays and leave before it is time to get up. Sometimes when she gets done talking to other important people and giving them things called speeches, she stops at places to buy stuff called the mall before she comes home.

She did that today and when she got home, she had a new people baby seat for her bicycle and a new people baby helmet for riding bicycles. This makes me very mad because I know what happens when Mom messes with people baby stuff....people babies show up! I do not like people babies! They need to stay home! They bother me!

Mom told me she is going to see the people kids where the people babies live. I already know what is going to happen. When she gets back, she is going to have all those people babies with her and they will not go home! We are busy at our house! We do not need people babies here! They will eat my cat treats! Those are MY cat treats!

I am very upset but I am trying to act nice. I do not want Mom to know the people babies bother me. I am trying to be cool, because I am a cool cat.