Mom got home from her girl trip to the place where it is very windy and pizza is good called Chicago. While she was gone, the big man got out a new tent house I have never seen before and put it up in the back yard. I was checking it out really good to see if maybe it was a tent house that would keep Eatemups out.
When Mom got home, she was very happy about the new tent house and she had to go look at it. I asked her if the tent house was a good one that cats could stay in and Eatemups could not get in. She said no it was not, cats cannot go camping.
Mom and the big man and the people kid Will are going far away soon because they are taking something called a vacation. They are packing up all the tent houses and a lot of other stuff and going far away to the mountains. I want to go with them but Mom says I have to stay home. That is not fair!
I was so upset about not going camping that I started itching and scratching. Mom noticed I had
scratches on me and she put me in the car and took me straight to Dr. Smith's hospital. I do not like Dr. Smith's hospital! There are sick cats in there! There are stupid dogs in there! It is no place for a cool cat like me! At least Mom did not leave me there like she always does. Dr. Smith looked at my scratches and told Mom I had something called allergies. I do not have allergies! I have cat hair! I don't know what an allergy looks like!Dr. Smith gave me a shot. One of these days I am going to bite and scratch him.
I have been all sad because I can't take a vacation too. I looked under the little house in the back called the shed to see if maybe there was a vacation under there I could take, but I don't know what a vacation is so I did not find one. Mom and the big man are getting their camping stuff ready. I
just sleep by their sleeping bags in the living room and dream about going camping too. One of these days I am going sneak in the tent house box and go camping too, I don't care if there are Eatemups there. I need to go camping. Camping is cool, Mom and the big man do it all the time and I want to go too because I am a cool cat.
posted by Monkey @ 5:19 PM
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Monkey, there is a people baby at my house! Mommy's sister came to visit. I like Mommy's sister, but she brought a people baby!
So far he isn't being mean to me like your people babies. The dogs seem to be distracting him. So these dogs are finally good for something!
The people baby went away! Thank goodness. He was annoying. I didn't run & hide because I want to be a cool cat & cool cats don't run & hide. I stayed on Mommy's bed a lot because he couldn't get up there. And those dogs really did keep him busy.
Ink - I wanted to write to you but I was locked out of the house for 7 days and 7 nights and could not get to the computer. I am glad your people baby went home. Don't be tricked. He may be a nice people baby NOW but that does not mean he will be a nice people baby later.
Maybe I should get a stupied dog to keep our people babies busy.
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