It is hard to be a cat around here. I'm always getting in trouble for just doing cat stuff.
On Saturday night, I was very happy because the people kid Will was here and I have not seen him in a very long time. I wanted him to know how happy I was to see him, so I got him a nice mole. I was taking it up the stairs to him when Mom saw me. She yelled at me and told me to get my nice mole out of the house.
I told her that I was taking the nice mole to the people kid Will, it was his present. She told me I was not supposed to bring moles in the house. I had to tell her that she did not tell me I could not bring moles in the house! She told me I could not EAT them in the house! I was not eating my nice mole in the house! I was giving it to the people kid Will!
She told me that moles could not come in our house any more and she took it from me. I growled at her because I was mad that she was taking away my nice mole for the people kid Will. She put it out in the garage and put me out too. Hmph.
Then the people kid Justin came over on his loud toy called a motorcycle on Sunday. We were sitting out on our patio around our outside table. Mom made us a big plate of cookies! I love to play with cookies! She put the big plate of cookies on the table, but I could not reach them. So I climbed up on the table and put my paw in the big plate to get me a nice cookie to play with. Mom yelled at me! She told me cats cannot get on the table and play with people food! I couldn't reach the cookies, how else was I supposed to get me one?
Today I got in trouble AGAIN. Mom seemed to be busy up in her office and I was tired of napping so I went upstairs to help her. I could tell she was on the phone and I did not want to sneak up on her so I started meowing very loud as I walked to her office so she would know I was coming. Then I jumped on her desk to start working. I did not know that she was on a conference call with a bunch of very important people in a place far away where Bruno and Sullivan live called North Dakota. The very important people in North Dakota heard me meowing and Mom got mad at me about it. Cats meow! I am a cat! I am supposed to meow!
Anyway, I just gave up and went back down to my napping place. I will try to stay out of everyone's way because I am tired of getting in trouble for doing cat things. It is not cool, I don't like it because I am a cool cat.
posted by Monkey @ 2:00 PM
4 Comments:
Monkey, it just isn't fair that you get into trouble for bringing them presents. I'd LOVE to bring Mommy presents but she is mean and won't let me outside.
I did hear that your Mom is coming to visit me this summer. Are you coming???? Please please come! You could beat up these stupid dogs for me, because you are such a cool cat. And they are NOT cool dogs.
Hi Ink!
Me and the big man got in another fight this morning, I'm going to write about it later.
Mom never tells me where she is going until she packs the suitcase. I will sneak and find out when she is coming to your house and see if I can hide in the big suitcase.
Hi Monkey! Our Mom knows your Mom from this computer thing! Anyway, we see her and the Dad person use it to talk to their friends and we've seen your page when Mom checks it out so we snuck up here to see what it really was and it was you!
How come you're all one color?
And it's no fun when Mom yells at us for being on the counter or climbing on the big, white sheet that hangs in front of the big tub thing. Are we supposed to know that's something kittens don't do?
Why are your eyes yellow?
Your picture looks like fun! We like to play in that big white bowl too, but Mom and the Dad person yell at us when we do.
How can we be cool like you?
Ali and Zoe since you are little kittens I will tell you how to be cool cats.
Be the boss of your house.
Stupid dogs have owners, cats have staff. Be the boss.
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