How is cat supposed to know stuff if people don't tell them?

Mom was on the trip to the place where people kids yell and scream and act very ugly and say NO to their moms called Disneyworld and she was supposed to be gone until Thursday. Instead she came home on Wednesday. She called the big man on Tuesday and told him she had a death in the family and she had to come home early.

I was very happy Mom was coming home early and she had something called a death in the family. That is good because she got to come home and see me and get away from really bad people kids yelling and screaming and acting very ugly and saying NO to their moms and dads called Disneyworld. When she got home I told her I was happy she had a death in the family and we should get some more of those so she can come early a bunch of times.

Mom did not like that I said that. She frowned at me. She sat me down on the couch and told me what a death in the family was. I was so embarassed. I did not know! How can I know if people don't tell me! I felt very bad for Mom because she was sad.

Mom's people uncle that was very old and sick went to live in heaven and he does not live here any more. Mom had to go to a place where people cry and are sad called a funeral. That is why she had to come home early, so she could go cry and be sad with her other people family about her uncle that was very old and sick that went to live in heaven. I know what that is like because I lost Sister and I was very sad for a long time.

Anyway, Mom is feeling better now and she is very busy at work. Since she had to leave her office to go see her family at the place where people cry and are sad called a funeral, I have been helping her get caught up in her office. We have worked very hard in her office.

We have a weekend coming up and we are going to work in our yard some more. We are going to get more flowers and pretty things to put in our yard. The big man is going to get that stuff he puts in our flower beds that I can poo in called mulch. It is going to a nice weekend at our house. I am going to hang out with Mom and the big man and help them do stuff in the yard. Because I am a cool cat.