I only have a few minutes to tell you this. Mom and the big man went to Walmart to get cat treats and I snuck in the house to get on the computer. I don't want to know I told you this.

I got in a lot of trouble when Red Head Boy was here. I was in my napping place, taking my nap, not bothering anybody. Well, here comes Red Head Boy saying "Monkey" and he got on my napping place with me! A long time ago none of those people babies could get on things and get me but now they can.

Red Head Boy was bothering me and I wanted to sleep. I had been out all night and I needed my sleep. Mom was cleaning up and she did not tell Red Head Boy to leave me alone. Well.

All of the sudden, Red Head Boy leaned back and he fell off the napping place! He fell right in the floor! He was mad! Mom came running over there and she was all worried about Red Head Boy. She asked me why I was just laying there. What was I supposed to do? He is too heavy for me to pick up. All I could do was lick him and I don't think cat licks help people babies who fall in the floor.

I told Mom I couldn't help Red Head Boy. Then Mom asked if I pushed him off! I did not push Red Head Boy off my napping place! I wanted to, but he is too heavy! I did not do it! Mom fussed at me for a long time and told the big man I pushed Red Head Boy off my napping place. The big man told Mom I was a mean cat. I am NOT a mean cat! He told Mom that I didn't need to be around people babies if I was going to push them around. I do not push people babies around! They push me around!

Well. After a while I think Mom finally believed me and I was not in trouble any more. I have to tell you a secret. If Mom keeps liking those people babies more than me, I am going to poo in her shoes. And won't that smell good if she packs her shoes with poo in them in her big suitcase?

I do not like people babies. They have never been good for me. Mom needs to stop paying attention to them and pay attention to me because I am a cool cat.