I have been in trouble and I did not do anything wrong. Mom was a little mad at me and told the big man we had a disagreement. I'm not sure what a disagreement is, I haven't seen one for real, but every time Mom says we have one, it is bad news for me because I get in trouble.

Mom and the big man went away to a place where a very important man was in a room hitting a thing called a piano and singing for a long time called Billy Joel. They did not come home at night. They did not come home in the morning and I was out of food. I did not know if they were coming home, so I went down the street to see if I could live with the neighbors for a while. I did not know Mom and the big man came home at lunch time so I didn't bother going home for a very long time. I walked down to our house just to see if Mom and the big man were home after it got dark. They were! I ran to the door because I was happy to see them and I thought they would be happy to see me. Oh, no! Mom was very mad because she thought I ran away.

I told her that she was the one that ran away and did not leave me enough food! She should be the one in trouble! We talked about it for a while and Mom said she asked a people kid from Mrs. Neighbor's house next door to come feed me, but the people kid forgot. Mom said the people kid is a teenager now so she forgets things. Anyway, me and Mom finally got everything figured out and we are not mad at each other any more.

Back to my friends and their people baby advice. I have 2 friends, Sullivan and Bruno, who live way up there where it is cold a lot called North Dakota. They live with just a Mom and she is a very cool Mom who lets people write on the bathroom walls. Sullivan and Bruno stay in the house a lot and they get to sleep in the bed with their mom because there is no big man making loud sleeping noises to bother them. They told me that they don't have people babies over at their house hardly at all, but if and when they do, they just go out to the garage and wait on top of their Mom's car until the people babies are gone. I have done that before too and it really does work.

My other friend, Fuzzy, is in a hard spot. Fuzzy was very happy to live with his mom and dad and one of those teenager people kids that forgets things a lot. Then one day, her mom went away and came back with a itty bitty people baby. At first that was not bad, but then her people baby did just what our's did: got big, started crawling and biting and bothering her. Fuzzy gets very tired from running away from her people baby. She has decided the best thing to do is to try and scare the people baby away. I have not tried this, but I hear people babies are coming to visit soon. This looks very cool and I will try it because I am a cool cat.