I have had a very very hard weekend. Mom, who is usually a smart Mom did something very not smart this weekend. She went to get Red Head Boy and brought him home to stay at our house for 2 days and 2 nights.

Mom knows I have a big problem with people babies. They chase me, mess up my special bed, bite me, put food on my head, sit on me and they think they are my friends. People babies are NOT my friends! I have cat friends! They are not people babies!

I was very unhappy with Red Head Boy at our house. I had to run and hide and stay outside where it is very cold. Finally, Mom, the big man and the people went to the place where people act nice to each other for a few minutes called church and left me in the house by myself. I got to thinking that I can't be the only cat with people babies all around. I decided to get on the computer and ask my cat friends what they do about people babies. We made a club so we can talk about people babies called a support group. I know there are other cats out there that need to know how to deal with people babies, so I am going to tell you what my cat friends said. I have a bunch of cat friends so I will tell you stuff from some of them everyday until I tell you everything.

This is my cat friend Sammie Cat. Sammie lives in the place where very important liars live called Washington DC. Sammie Cat has a people baby with pretty blonde hair and a people kid with pretty blonde hair too. Sammie Cat says his mom is like my mom, she puts stuff out of the way so people babies can't hurt anything, yet leaves her out for the people baby to chase. She hides wherever she can. She is mad because her mom keeps taking her back to the hospital and she does not like it. Her hospital has stupid dogs in it too, and she gets nervous. Sammie Cat said we should get our support group together and make rules about Moms with people babies.

This is my friend Frankie the cat that lives in the place with no grass and trees with no leaves and prickly things on them called Arizona. Frankie is very lucky because he does not have people babies that come to his house and bother him. He says if they do, he gets under the bed or on the back of the couch where the people babies cannot get him. His mom does not have any people kids, and he hopes she never does. Because sometimes when your Mom has a people baby of her own, things get bad for a cat. That is so not cool, and we are all cool cats.