I need some help!

We had another busy weekend. People kids were in and out. Mom got a bunch of boxes out of the closet and then she got big big rolls of paper and put the paper on the boxes. I was helping her by chasing the scissors when they were on the paper. Mom kept shooing me away.

She got paper on the boxes and put them under the tree in our living room with lights on it. She said the boxes with paper on them were presents for the people kids and people babies. There are no presents with my name on them. I am not a happy cat about that.

Mom and the big man are fussing because it is almost time for Christmas and it is not winter. It has been very warm where we are. We have been taking our walks outside with shorts on and Mom has the doors open. It is supposed to be cold at Christmas and it is not. I'm getting kind of hot too so I will be glad when it is winter time.

Well, now I need some help. I was outside today enjoying the summer time weather at Christmas time. Those stupid dogs that live in the yard behind us came over and I had to run up an outside tree to get away from them. Stupid dogs. As soon as they turned around, I ran in the house. I went to my favorite nap spot and went to sleep. Then I heard something t the door.

I woke up. Mom went to the door. Oh no! Oh no! People babies! Oh no! I ran and got in the tree in the living room! The people kids brought a bunch of bags and suitcases in our house. I know what that means! The people babies are here to stay for a while. It is Black Hair Girl and Black Hair Boy. Black Hair Boy now has one tooth and he crawls very fast. He finds me and sits there and yells really loud at me.

I got out of the tree and was sleeping in my nap spot. Black Hair Girl put Mom's dish wiping towel on me! I am a cat! I don't want dish wiping towels for covers! Black Hair Boy ate my cat treats! Mom knows she has to hide my cat treats from people babies.

I am going to stay in the tree in the living room. I don't care if the big man gets worked up about it or not. I am not getting beat up by people babies. That is not cool and I am a cool cat!