GET ME OUT OF HERE!! SOMEONE COME GET ME!! I WANT TO GO HOME!!

I had enough of being sick. Dr. Smith poked me with sticky things that hurt and made me eat little rocks he called medicine. It only took one day of that for me to decide I did not want to be sick any more. So I got well because I was ready to go home.

I was mad because Mom did not come get me when I decided not to be sick. She left me for 3 days and nights at Dr. Smith's hospital and he made me eat rocks the whole time.

Did you know Dr. Smith lets stupid dogs stay in his hospital too? Dogs do not know how to be quiet and they bark all the time and get on my nerves. I was yelling for them to be quiet but they could not hear me for all their loud barking. Dr. Smith is very nice and the people at his hospital are very nice and like cats, but I do not like his hospital and I do not want to go back.

I knew that as long as I was trapped in Dr. Smith's hospital, my chores were not getting done at home, I was missing cat treats and helping Mom work in her office. I was tired of stupid dogs barking. I wanted to sleep on my bed on Mom's couch and eat my own cat treats.

Mom finally came to get me today! Dr. Smith talked to her and gave her a bottle of those little rocks he calls medicine and told Mom I had to eat rocks at home too. I do not want to eat rocks any more! Mom says I have to! Dr. Smith told Mom I was a lucky cat because I was very sick when I went to the hospital but now I am better.

I was glad to get home. As soon as we got in the house, I went straight to my Cool Cat bowl for treats. Mom gave me some fresh treats! Then I hid behind the little plant by the stairs and when she walked by I jumped out and attacked her for a surprise! She yelled at me! She said I scared her.

I went upstairs to help her work in her office. She has a lot of work to do and I got busy right away. The big man called her and asked about me. He acts like he likes me or something. Mom said the people kid Justin was coming over tonight to see me too. Everybody was worried about me. Even the people kid Julie called a bunch of time because I was a sick cat. Mom's people mom even called Mom all the way up in the very cold place called North Dakota to ask about me. Mom has a bunch of friends at a place called the internet that worried about me too. I didn't know I was such a special cat, I just thought I was a cool cat.