I'm finally home and I am still mad at Mom. She came to get me at Dr. Smith's hospital. I was very tired and nervous after listening to those stupid dogs laughing at me about my shaved leg. We were in the car and I was in her lap, like always. But I got tired of being in her lap so I walked around the car to look out the windows. I wanted to know the way home so the next time she leaves me at Dr. Smith's hospital, I can just walk home myself.

I was standing on a little step, looking out the window. My foot touched something and the window went down. I was trying to stick my head out the window to get some air, but would Mom let me? NO. She said I was trying to jump out and she grabbed my tail and threw me in the back seat! You are not supposed to throw sick cats with hurt legs in the car!

We finally got home and I napped. But now I have to tell you about more of my cat friends and people babies. I have two cat friends that live in place with a different flag where people talk funny sometimes called Canada. They are nice cats, one is a girl cat named Torpedo and one is a boy named Julius, only he does not have shaved legs. They were very happy living with their people, there was a mom, a dad and two people kids that were very nice to them.

Then their mom went away for a day or two and came back with a people baby! A little bitty one that cried all the time called Twink. At first Torpedo and Julius were not worried. If the people baby Twink cried and disturbed their naps, they just went to another room. But, just like my people babies, Twink got big. Now he crawls around and gets into their cat toys and bothers them a lot.

Julius figured out that his people really, really like the people baby Twink, so he decided he better be nice to Twink. I think Julius is selling out! But I don't know what he is selling!

Torpedo does not like the people baby Twink very much and stays away from him. The people at their house are very worried about Torpedo because ever since the people baby came to live at their house, she stays on the internet. They think she has an addiction, but she has cleaned herself twice and cannot find any addictions on herself at all.

Torpedo and Julius told me to hide under beds and to ignore people babies. Julius said if you play with them, you get used to having them bite you and stuff. He said after a while, a cat can get to like a people baby sometimes.

I'm not so sure about that. I want to be like Torpedo and just stay on the internet and talk to my cat friends. Forget the people babies! I think Torpedo has the right idea. She is cool just like me, the cool cat.