I need somebody to come help me RIGHT NOW!
I am in Dr. Smith's hospital and I want out! I want out right now!
Mom brought me here this morning and just left me! All I had was a sore leg, I didn't need to come up here and get left for Dr. Smith and his people to stick me with pins and make me eat rocks called medicine. And the most bad thing? THEY SHAVED MY LEG!!! I am a BOY! I am a CAT! I'm not supposed to have SHAVED LEGS!!!
This is so bad. This is worse than people babies. There are stupid dogs here and they are laughing at me because I am a boy cat with a shaved leg.
Mom called and said she would come get me in a little while. I can't wait for a little while! Somebody please come get me right now! This is not cool, not at all and I can't stand it. I am a cool cat.
posted by Monkey @ 10:38 AM
4 Comments:
We really hope you are feeling better.
At least the vet didn't shave your head or your behind. THAT would have been definately UN-cool.
Be cool Monkeyman.
Dude, chill.
A shaved leg, while annoying, is no big deal. The hair grows back. Trust me.
And dogs? Pshaw. You don't REALLY care about what some slobbery dogs think, do you? Swat their noses and shut them up.
Be cool.
You'll be okay, Monkey. Mom just wants you to feel better, that's why she makes you go and get sticks and rocks.
(That's what my mom told me when I had to go, and you know what? I really did feel better.)
Hi, it's Ink! I am so sorry! My mommy says that I have to go to the doctor's next week to get my teeth cleaned. I clean myself every day! Why do I need the doctor to help me?
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