Mom is out of town at the place with the nice airport called Charlotte. She was trying to get all her stuff in her car and she was going in and out of the house. She could not find stuff that she needed and she was getting mad. I was going in and out of the house too so I could help her and she would not be mad. All of the sudden she went out and I didn't and I got locked in the house! All day! I was trapped!

I took a bunch of naps and tried very hard not think about having to poo. It was not fun. The big man finally got home at bed time and I did not even stay in to bite and scratch him, I ran straight outside to Mom's flower beds and took care of business.

I have more help from my internet cat friends about people babies. I have a friend named Lucy that lives way up there where two cities look alike called Minnesota. Lucy lives with a bunch of stupid dogs, a Mom, a Dad and two people kids. Lucy says she doesn't have any trouble with people babies because they never come over to her house, but she does have trouble with stupid dogs. Lucy's mom likes to take care of dogs when they don't have a home. So Lucy has to be bothered by lots of dogs sometimes. She said sometimes when the stupid dogs are trying to find her, she hides in a place they would never think to look - under their food bowl. See, I knew dogs were stupid.

But sometimes she can't hide and she has to just get out of their way, no matter what. I told Lucy that I can't stand dogs and I don't see how she puts up with them. She said it is not too bad, they can never catch her because she is fast and she can bite them if they bother her too bad.

My friend Schmuggums has a very good way he takes care of people babies that try to bother him. Schmuggums lives where they make cars and get into lots of fights called Michigan. He has a very nice Mom that likes to make other people's houses very pretty. He has a dad and a people kid that is one of those teenagers that forgets stuff and needs a haircut because he is a teenager and forgot. Schmuggums says he does not put up with people babies at all. He has no time for them. So he stares at them with his magic eyes and brainwashes them to leave him alone. That is so cool! I asked Schmuggums if he could teach me to do that too so I could wash brains and be left alone. I know I can do it if he shows me how because it is cool and I am a cool cat.