I have a lot of stuff to tell you. I'm going to tell you some of it now, and I will have to tell you some of it later. I don't want Mom to know some stuff so I will have to write it after she goes to bed so she won't see me write it.

Last Friday was a special day because the big man did not go to work and Mom only worked up in her office until time to eat lunch. We were eating lunch and they were talking about all the stuff they had to do. They had to go the tax man because he did work for them. Mom was very mad about the work the tax man did. She said the tax man made her pay a lot of money and I know that is not good. If Mom gives the tax man her money, she will not have any left to buy cat treats! I need cat treats! I do not like the tax man!

Then she said they had to shopping to get a lot of stuff because we were having company on Sunday. A bunch of Mom's people family come to our house and eat a lot of food when it is a day called Easter. I was here last Easter and I remember what happened. A whole bunch of people came and some of them had people babies and little people kids. Mom worked very hard and cooked a lot of food and everybody came over and ate too much food. Then all the people went outside and hid plastic eggs all over our yard and the little people kids and people babies made a big deal out of finding them. Everyone had so much fun Mom said we were going to do that again.

They left after lunch and were gone for a very long time. They got home after bedtime and I was very happy to see them because I was thirsty for a drink out of my big water bowl. Well. When they got out of the car, guess what they had? A people baby! It was Red Head Boy! He had a bunch of suitcases! I know what that means!

Red Head Boy stayed for 2 days and 2 nights. He followed me around and said "Monkey." One time he saw me drinking out of the big water bowl and he got all worked up and ran and told Mom "Monkey pee in potty! Monkey pee in potty!" What's wrong with him? Then he found a spider in the bathtub and got all worked up. The big man acted all brave and killed it, like that was hard work! The big man should go outside and try to kill birds like I do, then we can think he is brave.

When all the people came on Sunday, one of the people babies found me in my napping place and put his fingers in my mouth. Don't those people babies know that cats bite? We had so many people here and Mom's people brother that is always mean to cats was here. I had to hide.

My friend Cali in a place were there are cowboys called Texas told me when she has a bunch of people at her house, she justs gets where they can't reach her. She told me to jump high and get away from all the people. I can jump high like Cali! Because I am a cool cat.