I am very mad at Mom.

She was gone for many days and many nights to the place where horses run fast for flowers called Kentucky and to the place with lots of yellow cars and tall buildings called New York.

I felt bad for the big man because he gets sad when Mom stays gone for a bunch of days and nights. He was all sad and I decided to make him feel better so I slept in the house with him 2 nights.

He talked to Mom on the phone one night when she was trying to go from the place where horses run fast called Kentucky to the place with lots of yellow cars and tall buildings called New York. I don't know where those places are but Mom had to go to the place where they make cars and people fight a lot called Detroit to get there. She told the big man that the airplane people told her that she had to run a race very very fast in the airport or she could not get on the plane that takes her to the place with lots of yellow cars and tall buildings called New York. Mom ran very fast, faster than she has ever run before in her life. She told the big man she was happy she had on her white shoes with laces for this race.

She won the race to the airplane, but she had an accident on the way. I am so embarassed. Mom wet her pants! She did! She ran so fast and so hard she had an accident! She had to get on the plane with wet pants! The airplane people laughed at her! I am so ashamed!

I don't have accidents like that. Well, not lately. Mom is a grown Mom and grown Moms are not supposed to have accidents like that. I hope that punk Jesse from down the street does not find out my Mom wet her pants or he will laugh at me and I will have to whoop him. Then his people will call Mom and tell her that I'm being mean to their cat and then Mom will fuss at me and it is all HER fault for having an accident during her airport race.

That is not why I am mad her, though. I am mad because when Mom goes and stays away for a bunch of days and nights, she usually brings me a present back to make up for it. Well. She brought something back from the place with lots of yellow cars and tall buildings called New York but she will not share them with me! She is being stingy and mean!

She brought back hives and she offered to share them with the big man but he didn't want any. She did not offer to share her hives with me! I told her I wanted some hives and she said no. It is not fair that Mom brought back hives and will not give me any. She told her people mom on the phone she has lots and lots of hives so I know she can share at least one with me! But she will not! She is a mean Mom!

I tried to sneak in her suitcase to get a hive on my own but I couldn't find any hives in there. But I don't know what a hive is, so maybe that's why I can't find them. Mom brought back some hives and she will not share with me! I want some hives too because Mom is cool, so hives must be very cool, and I need some because I am a cool cat.