Our computer was broke. It would type words but the words would not go to the internet. It is no fun to type words if they don't go anywhere.

Mom's people brother that is always mean to cats is the person who fixes our computers. He had to come over to our house two times to work on our computers. I do not like it when he comes over because he is always mean to cats.

He got me in trouble when he came over. See, the big man goes to the place called college where they make him read books and write numbers on paper. The big man has to type words on the computer so the people at college will read them. He calls it his PAPER. The big man has been working on his PAPER for a long time and he said it is very important. Our computers broke right when the big man needed to finish his PAPER.

Mom was all worked up about the broke computers because she has to work on the computers. The big man was all worked up about the broke computers because he had to finish his PAPER. I was worked up about the broke computers because I have cat friends on the internet and I don't like it when I can't talk to my friends.

When Mom's people brother came over, the big man had his PAPER on the computer. Mom's people brother had to make the PAPER go away so he could work on the computer. When the big man came home later and tried to work on his PAPER, it said "Monkey was here" on the bottom of the PAPER. The big man got mad at me! He said I typed on his PAPER! I did not type on his PAPER! Mom's people brother that is always mean to cats did it! He got me in trouble!

The big man told Mom to keep me off his computer. I told Mom I do not use the big man's computer and I did not type on his PAPER.

Mom is out of town again. She went to a place she does not like where little people kids cry and scream at their Moms and Dads and act really really ugly called Disneyland. She is very mad about all the mean kids screaming and yelling at their Moms and she wants to come home really bad. She said that little people kids should not scream and yell at their Moms and act so very ugly.

She told the big man that as much as she just loves her people babies, she will never ever take them to the place where little people kids cry and scream and their Moms and Dads and act really really ugly called Disneyland. The big man said that was fine with him because he does not like for little people kids to scream at their Moms and Dads either.

I do not scream and yell at Mom. I am a very good cat and I could go to the place where little people kids cry and scream and their Moms and Dads and act really ugly called Disneyland because my internet cat friend Lucy, who is so smart, told me there are big mice there. I could take care of some big mice because I am a cool cat.