I'm still having problems at home.

Mom got home from the place she likes very much with a beach and white sand and water called Destin. I was waiting for her because the big man tattled on me for bringing my nice mole in the house and we got in a fight over it.

I told Mom what happened and that the big man was stealing my dinner and he threw it away before I was finished. Mom told me that cats can only eat cat food and treats in the house and cats have to eat nice moles and birds outside because they are messy. I told her that was not fair and she told me that people could only eat watermelon outside because it was messy like moles and birds. I didn't like it, but I told her OK.


My friend Ink's mom asked Mom how I got the nice mole in the house. Well, I have a cat hole! I made it myself! I can go in and out all day long through my cat hole!

Mom and the big man leave the big doors open when it is not winter. My cat hole goes to the porch in the back with the screen so the grey cat can't get in. Mom leaves the big door open to the living room so I can get in and out by myself. So I just brought my nice mole dinner in through the cat hole.

The big man does not like my cat hole and he got mad when he first saw it but Mom told him to leave it alone. She said I have to run from those stupid dogs that live in the yard behind us and it is good if I can come in the house to get away from them.

Me, Mom and the big man have been working very hard in our yard planting flowers and putting rocks around dirt where I can poo. The people kid Justin gave Mom a nice bowl for our yard where she puts water and birds come to swim called a bird bath. Me and Mom both like the bird bath a lot. She likes to watch the pretty bird swim in the water and I like to catch them and eat them. Yummy.

Well, the big man decided the birds are pretty too and he makes sure there is always water in bowl for our yard where there is water and birds come to swim called a bird bath. Last night Mom and the big man put on white shoes with laces and a hat and ran away for a while. When they came back, we worked in yard. The big man was putting rocks around dirt in the front and Mom was planting flowers in the back. I was watching the bowl with the birds swimming for some dinner. I caught me a big pretty blue bird and was going to take it around back to eat it and the big man got mad at me! I was not taking it in the house! But he got mad anyway! He made me let the pretty blue bird get away! I do not like the big man!

He went to the back and told Mom that I am a killer cat and I killed a pretty bird. What is wrong with the big man? Does he not know that a cat has to eat? Mom has pictures of pretty roosters in our kitchen and that does not stop the big man from eating chicken!

Mom told the big man that cats are supposed to eat birds and moles and he should be happy that I am being a good cat. Last year he was all mad at me because we have a lot of moles in our yard and I did not want to kill them. Now he is mad because I do. What is wrong with the big man? Never mind. I know what's wrong with him. He is not cool, that's what. He is not like me, I am a cool cat.