Mom was working very hard in her office yesterday. I wanted her to come out and play with me but she said she had to do a lot of work to do because she could not work all day on Friday. I like to help Mom when she is busy because she helps me out a lot with the big man, so I went to her office to help her do her work.

I found out the reason she had to work so hard to get her work done is because Mom and the big man packed up all their tent houses and sleeping stuff and they are going camping in the woods. Do you think they invited me? NO. I never get to go anywhere.

I did not like it when I found out and I told Mom is not fair that the big man gets to go everywhere with her and the people babies go sometimes too and I have to stay home. Mom told me that there are Eatemups in the woods that eat cats for dinner and that she does not want me to get eat up by an Eatemup. I told Mom that I am a fast cat and I can climb trees and I know how to run away. I run away from those stupid dogs that live in the yard behind us all the time. I can climb way up in trees too.

Mom says Eatemups can run faster than cats and climb in trees too. I told her I would stay in the tent and the Eatemups could not get me. She said Eatemups can get in tents too. I was very mad about the Eatemups. I told Mom that if Eatemups are that bad, she should not go camping in the woods either. Mom says Eatemups only eat cats and they don't bother people. Just my luck. Why can't Eatemups just eat the big man? A bunch of Eatemups could have a good dinner if they ate him up.

Well. I do not like Eatemups and I hope they never come to our house.

I asked Mom how I was going to get my cat food while she and the big man are gone. The teenager that comes over to Mr. and Mrs. Neighbor's house is a teenager and she forgets things all the time and forgot to feed the last time Mom and the big man were not home. Mom told me that there are some people kids down the street that are the people kids of Mr. and Mrs. Baptist and they are going to come down here with their people mom and feed me, give me water and play with me. They will also water our pretty flowers that we worked so hard to put in pots.

Mom says I will like the people kids of Mr. and Mrs. Baptist. They will take care of me and Mom will give them lots of money. Because she knows I am important. She does not want me to go camping and get eat up by an Eatemup and she wants me to have good food and someone to play with. Because she likes me best because I am a cool cat.