I can't keep up with Mom any more. I'm tired of trying. She comes home and then she just packs up and leaves again. She was not even through telling me about her trip to the place where the ground is ice and the mountains are tall and it is cold and there is a different flag called Canada when she packed up her red suitcase and left again! And then I got really mad because she told me she was going to Ink's house for the weekend! That is not fair! I want to go to Ink's house! I never go anywhere!

Mom and her people girlfriends all went to Ink's house and stayed up too late and laughed and talked and had something called a slumber party. I like parties! Why can't I go with Mom and stay up too late and laugh and talk and have something called a slumber party? That is not fair! I talked to Ink on the computer on Saturday and Ink said Mom and her people friends were being very mean to her. Ink said they were playing something called practical jokes on the cat and Ink was very mad about that. I told Ink that if I was there, I would bite and scratch all the people friends and make them leave the cats alone. Ink said the people friends did not play something called practical jokes on the dogs and that was not fair.

Mom and I had a long talk yesterday about her running off all the time and leaving me here with people kids and Mrs. Neighbor. Mom said that she would stay home with me this weekend and we would have a nice weekend doing stuff we like to do. We are going to send the big man to work on Saturday and me and Mom are going to do yard work and make our pretty flowers look nice again. I like helping Mom do yard work. I attack the water hose and hide in the bushes and scare Mom. I ride in the wagon and I chase birds.

I think Mom knows that she better be very nice to me because I am tired of her leaving me all the time. She will make it up to me because she does not want me to run away and live with other people. She likes me because I am a cool cat.