We are feeling a little better at our house.
On the day that was Saturday, me, Mom and the big man worked in our yard. We like to do that. Mom was worried because it is very very hot now. The people on the TV scream about how hot it is all the time. I told Mom if those people would stay in the house they would not be so hot and have to scream about it all the time.
Mom will not let me stay outside during the day, but that is OK, because I do not like being that hot anyway. When we were working in our yard, Mom made the big man drink blue water in bottles called Gatorade. I was hot too but she did not give me blue water in bottles called Gatorade and that was not fair.
The big man decided he did not like some of our trees in the back. We ave a lot of trees in our yard and we like them. But the big man picked some of them that he did not like anymore. He got a toy that makes lots of noise and he cut our trees down! He made a big mess! Mom was not happy about the mess!
Me and Mom got the weeds out of flowers beds. Mom has a problem with weeds. The big man fusses at her about her problem with weeds. Every time she plays with the weeds, she gets big sores on her that hurt and she scratches them and fusses at everybody because she has problems called poison oak. She has to go to the people doctor and get a shot every time she plays with weeds and then she has to eat little rocks called steroids and that makes her yell and scream at people even more.
And then to make things even harder for Mom, the big man keeps making loud sleeping noises so Mom cannot sleep and she has to go on our couch all night. She does not like that and that makes her yell and scream at people even more than ever.
I am trying to help Mom and the big man feel better. I brought the big man a nice mole yesterday, because I know he likes them. Everytime I have a nice mole around him he tries to take it away from me, so I brought him one of his own. He did not seem to like the nice mole I brought him but he did not yell and scream at me and throw me outside over it. I guess he knows that taking little rocks called steroids and having big sores on her that hurt and makes her scratch called poison oak and not getting to sleep because of his loud sleeping noises, that Mom is yelling and screaming enough for everyone right now.
I have tried to help Mom feel better by helping her in new office. She called the airplane people yesterday and told them she would need an airplane next week so I've been helping her look at her map so she will know where to go. I feel very bad for all the people on the airplane with Mom because she has been really mean since she got sores on her hurt that hurt and makes her scratch called poison oak. Maybe she will feel better before she gets on the airplane with the other airplane people.
I guess everyone needs a break sometimes, even Mom. I will be very happy for her to have a break and go away on the airplane because she is getting on the big man's nerves and mine too. I don't know what that means, but if it means I want Mom to go away for a little while so no one will yell and scream at our house, then I'm cool with it. Because I am a cool cat.
1 Comments:
Hi Monkey. My Mommy says that your mom is coming to NC next week but that she won't get to stay with us. THANK GOODNESS because I don't want to have another sock on my head.
My people kid and my grandma are at the house with me now! They are petting me and feeding me and keeping my ottoman in the sunbeam! It's GREAT! I was so happy to have grandma and my people kid at the house that I let Mommy sleep all night!
Post a Comment
<< Home