I have not told you stuff because the big man is always hogging the computer and I can't ever use it. I get so tired of the big man never letting me use the computer.

Me and the big man have not been getting along. First, when Mom and the big man came home from the place where sad people sing sad songs and cry in their drinks called Nashville, the big man was all worked up about his cell phone. The big man could not find the string that plugs his phone into the wall to make it work. He told Mom he knew he packed in his black suitcase and it was not there. So the big man's cell phone did not work because he did not put the string in it to plug it into the wall. He said he lost the string and he was not happy about it and being grouchy.

He thought he left it at home, but it was not at home. After the big man stomped around the house all worked up, Mom found the string that plugs his cell phone into the wall in the man's blue lunchbox. The big man said he did not pack the string that plugs his cell phone into the wall in his lunchbox! He packed in his black suitcase. Mom said the only way the string got in the lunchbox was if the big man put it there and the big man said he did not pack the string in his lunchbox.

Then Mom said, "Maybe the cat packed it there." What is wrong with Mom? I did not touch the big man's string that plugs his cell phone into the wall! I don't care about the big man's string! The big man looked at me and he was still worked up. I told him I did not bother his string but the big man does not listen to me. I was very mad at Mom for saying the cat did it. The cat did not do it!

We got a new top on our house. The people came with ladders and trucks and stayed on top of our house for a whole day and now we have a new top. I wanted to help the people and I know how to climb ladders but the people would not let me get up on our house. I was very mad about that. Mom and the big man think our new top is very pretty but it looks just like our old top.

Then we had problems at our house because our internet broke and we could type words on the computer but they would not go to the internet. Mom called her people brother that is always mean to cats because he always works on our computers. He told Mom to call the internet people so they could fix our broke internet. So Mom called the people on the day that was Monday and she was very nice and asked them to please fix our internet.

On the day that was Tuesday, the internet people told Mom they were working on our broke internet. Mom said OK.

On the day that was Wednesday, Mom was getting a little worked up about our broke internet and she called the internet people and she told them she wanted our internet fixed on that day. She was not nice to the internet people.

On the day that was Thursday, Mom was all worked up and she called the internet people and said they must fix our broke internet or she was going to drive her car their office and break their internet. The internet people promised Mom our broke internet would be fixed on the day that was Friday.

On the day that was Friday, Mom called the internet people and told them to send one of their people to our house with a thing called an antennae on his head with a wire to plug in our computer and the people with the thing called an antennae on his head and a wire to plug in our computer could stand in our yard all weekend to make sure we could have some internet. I do not know how that would fix our broke internet and it would be very embarassing to have a people standing in our yard with a thing called an antennae on his head. I hoped Mom would change her mind about that.

The internet people did send a people man to our house and Mom followed him around our house being mean to him until he fixed all broke internet and all our computers. The people man was big, but he was very afraid of Mom and he fixed our internet very fast and left. I am glad he did not stay in our yard with a thing called an antennae on his head with a wire to plug in our computers because that would not be cool and I am a cool cat.