I was outside minding my own business not bothering anybody on the day that was Sunday. Mom and the big man went to a nice party for the people kid Justin and his girl on the day that was Saturday so I thought they would stay in the bed for a long time on the day that was Sunday but they did not. They got up very early and started doing things. While I was laying on the table in our backyard, I heard a car come to our house. Cars do not come to our house so early on days that are Sundays. I did not know what the car was.

Then I heard noise and I knew it. Oh no! People babies! What are they doing here? I was so mad!

Black Hair Girl and Black Hair Boy came to our house and they brought a bunch of suitcases. I knew what that meant. They are going to stay with us a bunch of days and nights. Their mom and dad took something called a vacation and will be gone for a long time and of course the people babies had to come stay with us so they could bother me.

Black Hair Girl is nice to me but she always has to pet me and sometimes a cat just needs to be left alone. Black Hair Boy is the meanest people baby of all. He stomps by me and one time he tried to kick me and Mom had to give him a whoopin. He acts like he is petting me but he is really hitting me. Mom said I could hit him back but if I scratch him I will get a whoopin too. I try to be nice to Black Hair Boy but it is too hard so I stay outside.

The problem with staying outside is that the people babies are big enough to come outside a lot. Mom comes out with them but everybody plays and Mom doesn't see everything the people babies do to me. I can't rest or take a nap without the people babies finding me and bothering me. Sometimes I just say "oh no" and put up with it.

I have stayed over at Mr. Neighbor's some too because he does not have people babies and I can sleep on his porch and no one bothers me. I keep asking Mom when those people babies are going home and she says "in a few days." Well I may not be around in a few days because I am tired of people babies. It is not fair that they come to our house and stay for so long. They have their own house and their own mom, they need to leave mine alone. They are not cool like me, I am a cool cat.