I knew Mom and the big man were going to be gone a long time. The big man had to pack all his clothes and it took 4 suitcases to get all their stuff packed up. It was time for the people kid Justin's big party with his girl. The people kid Justin likes me a lot because we are both cool. I know he wanted me to come to his big party with his girl. My internet cat friend, Sammie, bought me a nice tie to wear to the people kid Justin's big party with his girl.

There was plenty of room for me and my tie to get in a suitcase and go with Mom and the big man. But did I get to go? No, I did not! That is not fair! I never get to go anywhere!

Mom and the big man left on the day that was Monday. They had to get on a big airplane to go to the big party. I found out that the people kid Julie and her man went too and they took the new people baby, Pretty Girl. I am so mad about that! I have been around for a very long time and I did not get to go to the people kid Justin's big party with his girl! Pretty Girl has only been around for 2 months and she gets to go to the party! I am so mad about Pretty Girl.

Cats are better at parties that people babies. Cats just sit in laps and hide under chairs. People babies cry and cough up hairballs on people when they are trying to look pretty. I know the people kid Justin did not want a people baby at his party! I am going to talk to him about this.

All the people in Mom's people family went to the place with lots of water and sand called Florida for the people kid Justin's big party with his girl. I am very sad that I did not get to go. Mom said the big party was very good and the people kid Justin and his girl were very pretty at their big party and they smiled all the time about their big party. Mom and the big man were very happy about the big party too. Now all of the people kids have their own girls and men. I am not really happy about that because after our people kids get their own girls and men, the next thing they get are people babies and I do not like people babies at all. They bother me and Mom is always worried about them and she acts all giddy about them.

After the big party, the people got on a big boat and went away for a few days called a cruise. Mom and the big man and the people kids Julie and her man and Justin got on a boat like that one time and they did not take me with them. Well, they did it again. I never get to go anywhere!

The people had fun on the big boat for a few days called a cruise. When they got off the big boat, the big man came home but he did not have Mom with him. I was very worried about that, because Mom is the person who buys my cat treats at Walmart. The big man said that Mom could not come home from the big boat because she had to get on a different airplane and fly to work. I did not like that at first, but I remembered that Mom has to work to make money to buy me cat treats, so I was OK.

I had to stay home by myself with the big man until the day that was Wednesday. Finally Mom came home, she was gone from our house for 9 days and nights and I did not like that. Mom should not be gone away for a long time like that. I ran out of cat food and cat treats. The big man went to Walmart to buy me some but he never buys my favorites. I was glad to see Mom because she needed to go to Walmart and buy me the right kind of cat treats. It is not cool to have the wrong cat treats and that will not do because I am a cool cat.