Mom and the big man are very excited because we have a visitor. I am very excited about it too! Mom's people nephew that calls her Aunt Mom went away to the place very far away called the Army. He has been gone a long time and now he is home to visit everybody for a few days. All the people are very happy about that. Mom and the big man drove very fast to go see the people nephew on the night that was Friday. They had to go the place where people kids run up and down the yard chasing a ball that is not round called football. The people nephew was very glad to see Mom and the big man. I was not happy because I did not get to go to the place where people kids run up and down the yard chasing a ball that is not round called a football and see the people nephew. I want to see him too! That is not fair that I had to stay home.
Mom says the people nephew is coming to our house to spend some days and nights this week and I can sleep upstairs with him if I want to. So I am going to watch for him to come to our house. Mom says when he is through visiting he has to go back to the place very far away called the Army. Mom is worried because he might have to go to the place where people fight because they do not like each other called Iraq. We do not want the people nephew to go there, but the people nephew says he is ready to go help other people in the place where people fight because they do not like each other called Iraq.
I was very afraid when I went outside after my nap on Saturday. There is scary Halloween stuff in our yard again. Black cats do not like Halloween, it is very bad for black cats. People are mean to black cats on Halloween and little people kids dress up in very scary clothes and come to our house to try to get me. Mom has to give them people treats to make them go away. I do not like Halloween.
There is very scary stuff in our house too. I do not like that either. I have to hide in the big man's closet to get away from scary stuff everywhere. I got on the internet and talked to my internet cat friends Ink and Sammie and we want to call important people and see if we cannot have Halloween any more. Black cats do not like Halloween.
Me and mom did some yard work today when she and the big man got back from the place where people are nice to each other for a few minutes called church. We cleaned up the little trees that had red balls on them called tomatoes. Then I helped Mom put water on our nice trees and bushes.
We wanted to get all our work done so when the people nephew gets here to visit with us we can just play with him and not have to do chores. I like playing with the people nephew because he is cool and I am a cool cat.
2 Comments:
Monkey, your Mom puts up a lot more scary stuff than my Mommy does! My Mommy only has a few things. She says that she likes the holiday where they put up the tree better. You can come to my house! Mommy won't let anything bad happen to us on Halloween!
And something wonderful has happened! My Big Girl moved around the stuff in her room and now I have a bed with a pillow right next to her window! So I can lay on a pillow and watch outside!
And even better! Yesterday Mommy & Daddy took the people kids to go to their other house (I still don't understand what that means). Usually I don't see my people kids for a long time after they do that, but when they came back my Big Girl was with them! And she brought a LOT of stuff and says that she is going to live with me now!
To celebrate I slept on her head.
Monkey, your house is scary. Be safe. Poo on those scary things if they get too close to you.
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