Throne Monkey

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

We had a busy weekend that was Friday and Saturday. The day that was Friday was the day that is bad for black cats called Halloween. That is the day the people kids all around wear scary dress up clothes called costumes and come to our house and will not leave until Mom gives them treats called candy. We did not have many people kids in dress ups called costumes come to our house and Mom and the big man are mad about that because now they have to eat the treats called candy by themselves. I told Mom that next time the day that is bad for black cats called Halloween gets here, she should just get cat treats to give to the people kids in dress ups called costumes because if we have a lot left, I will eat them all and not be mad.

The next day was the day that was Saturday. Mom and the big man did work in our yard for a little while but then they had to get all dressed up in nice clothes to go the place where a bunch of people were all happy and dancing about the people kid Justin's big party with his girl called a reception. Why does the people kid Justin get to have two big parties with his girl and I never have any parties? Why do I have to stay home and the people babies always get to go to parties? That is not fair!

It is not hot outside anymore and I like it when it is not hot. I've been busy finding new places to take naps. I like being outside, but I have a problem with the big grey cat. He thinks I am his friend and he comes over to our yard a lot. Sometimes he comes in our garage and eats my Meow Mix. I hiss and spit at him but I do not like to fight with him because he beats me up and that is so embarassing. I don't want that punk Jesse from down the street to think that I can be whooped because then I would have problems with him too.

If I don't want to worry about the big grey cat or the punk Jesse from down the street, I just go one of my napping spots in the house. Mom will not let other cats in our house and that is good. My cat treats are in the house and I do not want other cats bothering my treats. That would not be cool and I am a cool cat.
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2 Comments:

Blogger Michelle said...

Monkey...you must really be a cool cat...my people will not let me on the computer that late. I like the cool days as well...makes me want to jump.

3:31 AM  
Blogger Sable, Molly, and Ink said...

I like it now too because Mommy leaves the windows open, so I can sit in the house but smell everything! Does your mom do that?

3:57 AM  

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