I've had fun. Mom's been gone, the big man has been around and stuff is happening at our house. It started last week, on the day they all left to get on a big boat. Some people came to look at our little house in the back called the guest house. Then, when Mom and the big man came home, other people came to look at the guest house and then they came back with ladders and paint cans and brushes.

The painter people leave the door open and I've been playing in the guest house, getting their brushes and chasing them on the ladder. Then a man came with lots of electric cords and stuff. I chased him and caught some of his wires and cords. He went to the big house and opened little closets with pipes in them. I ran in the little closet and hid from the big man. He found me, though, and made me come out. Then he yelled at me. I was just playing!

I like having some people around to play with sometimes. But I also like to be the only kitty. I like staying in the house and getting all the attention. Mom came home late last night, but it wasn't too late because she did play with me and unpack the big black suitcase before she went to bed.

I had coffee with her this morning. Then she left. I knew things were too good to be true, because she came back she had one of the PEOPLE BABIES with her!!! I don't like people babies, they take up too much of Mom's time! And this one is the mean one, Black Hair Girl.

I'm going outside. Maybe I'll go beat up Jesse, the punk cat down the street. Its getting harder to whoop him, he runs from me now. Because he knows. He knows I am a cool cat.l