I learned about something today and I will tell you about it.

The people kid, Justin's girl sent Mom a picture of her stupid dog. But it did not look like a stupid dog, it looked like an alligator. I asked Mom what was wrong with the stupid dog that it looked like an alligator. Mom said that for Halloween, pets can dress up too so people will not know who they are. The stuff pets use to dress up is called costumes.

If I can get a dress up called a costume, I can hid from the scary people kids dressed in scary clothes trying to get because I am a black cat. I thought about this a lot and I talked to my internet cat friends, Ink, Sammie and Lucy about it. We are all going ask our Moms for dress ups called costumes.

Sammie said we have to know what we our dress ups called costumes to look like. Lucy, who is very smart, said dress ups called costumes can look like all kinds of animals or people. Sammie said she wanted to be a redneck. I'm not real sure what that is, but Sammie says she knows a lot about rednecks. Ink wants to be a GIJoe because GIJoes look like her dad. Lucy wants to be a queen and needs a gold crown.

I decided that I want a dress up called a costume so I can be a turtle. I know a little bit about turtles because the people kid Justin left his box that his lunch goes in at our house and it has very special turtles on it called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Those turtles look very mean and tough. If I could have a dress up called a costume to look like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, I wouldn't have to whoop that punk Jesse from down the street, he'd run when he saw me coming.

But I can be a plain turtle too. Mom says that a lot of people in our family would really like it if I would just a plain dress up called a costume and looked like a plain turtle. Maybe because I would not be scary and tough. I don't really care what kind of turtle I am as long as I can hide from the people kids that come to our house and try to get me.

It is not cool to have to run from little people kids. I do not like that because I am a cool cat.